Texas Vacuum

When one put their partner's dick in their ass, collects shit particles, and gives head to them, swallowing the shit particles.
"Hey Sean, want to try the Texas Vacuum tonight?"
by Adamtheghoul April 24, 2025
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Peach Ring Vacuum

A noun describing those notoriously good as an anilingus.
by PabloDeNoches February 28, 2021
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Resource Vacuum

A person employed by an association who doesn't work and expends resources.
SN Arnie is a resource vacuume; he still isn't qualified.
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Dry Vacuum 3000

When someone is sucking the dick and suck like Za vacuum
by 10/10 pen February 24, 2020
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A Tale of Two Vacuums

A lesser-known Dickens novel about da pair of infamous "Hoovers" in American-government history who notoriously ended up causing more harm than good during their reigns.
Between da indolent Herbert's causing da Great Depression during his presidency, and da recklessly-prejudiced and hatred-filled J. Edgar's founding da FBI which killed da likes of da Kennedy brothers and Martin Luther King, da true-story-based book, "A Tale of Two Vacuums" is a wild and sordid narrative indeed!
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
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Ball Vacuum Vortex

A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.
Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.
by Kf1345 August 09, 2022
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