vacuum the pantry

1. to rapidly and indiscriminately eat a cache of food to depletion
2. to buttfuck

1. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your results are disappointing this month. You really must lose more weight.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.

2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.

by doonga November 4, 2013

Vacuum Suck

When a girl sucks a guy’s balls so hard that he can’t have kids anymore.

Yeah bro her vacuum suck was so strong that my sack turned blue and purple with green pimples all over it, making it taste like warm gorilla balls.

by Hahu September 4, 2022

Merlin vacuum engine

Merlin vacuum engine- MVAC

The Merlin vacuum engine on the falcon 9 said eek I must not be late and shines bright in space

by My comfy pipes December 18, 2019

Vacuum of Greatness

The absolute absence of greatness and its collective attributes such as selflessness, humility, empathy, charity, courage, compassion, decency, morality, ethics, wisdom and humanity.

The Trump Presidency is the nadir of a Vacuum of Greatness.

by Wisdom Seeker May 23, 2018

Dong-vacuum

A prostitute, most likely one who specializes in fellatio.

This bitch is such a dong-vacuum.

by jerefro June 9, 2015

Loot Vacuum

Term used when your downed teammate in Fortnite picks up all the loot dropped from eliminated enemies when you or another teammate did all the hard work.

Jake: "Kyle what the fuck, stop picking up all the loot."
Steve: "Goddamn Loot Vacuum."

by JackAttack1U January 30, 2024

penis vacuum

Simply stated, a polite term for a cocksucker.

Fuck you, you worthless little penis vacuum!!!

by Teleohony000 May 25, 2024