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United South High School

United South High school,An amazing school with beatiful people
No, Just kidding.
The school houses about 98% Hispanic
And about 2% Other.
It has a dictator-ship Principle.
That NO ONE appreciates, Or even KNOWS the good hes doing.
Everyone hates their classes,skips, and smokes.
And the bathrooms have poop on the walls.
Because the students are too immature to clean themselves.
The stupid part is the sports.
We claim to be the best.
But theres no funding for Academic teams.
and we SUCK at sports.
Personally, I hate that mentality.
And I Hate the people.
And I hate the restroom.
Look at a gas station restroom.
and you'll know how the restrooom at United South High school looks like,.
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