Twat splot

When your male freind is alseep you run over to the bed and smake your vagina on his face backwards.

Be carefull to make sure the bed is not to bouncy when you twat splot or you might hurt your self.I did

by Kekeda1 July 31, 2009

Twat-tacular

When you engage in intercourse with four females that are all related.

Sallys having a family reunion saturday, i'm going for the twat-tacular.

If I can get with Jenny's grandma I'll finish off my twat-tacular.

by Mr. Harry Twatter January 14, 2010

twatbaggery

Actions which are like those of a twatbag

A: Did you see those two boys egging each other in a crowded cafeteria
B: yeah that sure was some twatbaggery

by Sir twaty January 16, 2010

Twat slime

The moist goop that builds up in a ladies vaginal quarters when she is in a state of arrousle.

Last night I dressed up as a herring and performed a sexual dance for lady jaimie vonkaufenmister, I must have been doing somthing right as her twat slime was flowing like water from a fucked fridge.

by adamson kaufmannson March 7, 2010

Twat-letries

Products relating to vaginal upkeep, refreshment, or stimulation.

Brandon: ...So she asked me to pick up some tampons and I was like, "bitch get your own twat-letries".

Calvin: Nice! We're still going tanning right?

Brandon: Hells yeah!

by Dirty Rogue March 20, 2010

Twat Swatter

The act or words of a female that prevents another female getting laid. Similar to a cock block but for females.

Jenny says "So you wanna go to the bedroom"
Brad "Well Yes"
Courtney "Hey Jenny have your herpes cleared up?"
Brad "Nevermind"
Jenny "Fuck you, you Twat Swatter"

by Seargant Shaft June 16, 2010

Twat skwat

Female version of the circle jerk.
When females get in a circle and masturbate their neighbor.

"I heard the girls had a major twat skwat last weekend, wish I could have went along"

by drewskeet January 10, 2013