tango

Sex on hardwood

- "So what dance class are you taking?"
- "My girlfriend persuaded me into doing tango with her, but i didn't need much persuading in the first place."
- "Why"
- "Dude! Tango is like, sex on the dance floor!"

by laduejen2012 October 11, 2007

filipino tango

the filipino tango is where you combine a rusty trobone with the dirty sanchez then shove it in her mouth and while she tries to push you away you hold it there and dance

Doode last night I did the filipino tango with my girlfriend.

by Kanjodakai September 20, 2009

The devil's tango

Another word for sex.

'Did you hear that Evan and Aiden did the devil's tango in the lavatory?' Exclaimed Jess.

'What, really?' I replied.

by V@l3ntin@ March 12, 2022

Porky Twanger

The Porky Twanger defines the act of inserting a digit up the female corn hole during a session of Bumping uglies. This is optionally accompanied by the calling of the phrase 'Porky twanger!' (spoken aloud at volume), and most likely followed by a swift dismount.

'I got really drunk last night and ended up in bed with my ex-girlfriend. I was doing her from behind, so I thought I'd give her a porky twanger while I was at it.'

by W Scotchston November 11, 2007

twange

female genitalia (see minge)
insult

"you fucking twange!"

by your mamas twange August 6, 2003

Twangalangin

the act of being stupid and dumb

Yo cuz,that boo she be twangalangin.ight

by LKMobster October 26, 2004

Twangifier

A device that is used to turn heavy metal songs into really twangy country songs.

"Hey have you heard that new August Burns Red song" "yeah i did, its all country sounding instead of metal, they must have used a Twangifier"

by ihearttwangy November 8, 2009