Turner

A Tuner is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is so good in bed he has a horse sized cock and will show you what a fun time looks like. He will spread your legs open and then fill you up with his white cream.

Jamie: omg whys turners cock so big?
Turner: It’s because I’m a Turner duh.
Jamie: we’ll then give it to me right now!

by Jsuevehdud March 6, 2023

Giggle Turner

The act of a giggling with out actually making any noise.

While I was on the phone with her I knew she was Giggle Turnering due to the long pause.

by JB11RX November 1, 2011

Alex Turner

A lad that used to be cool and wrote frantic songs back in the day.
A cunt nowadays.

A: Dude, Alex Turner is so cool
B: He was in 2006

by Leprosy420 February 13, 2018

MAX TURNER

a sexy lanky bloke who is kind and respectful of others im surprised how he dosent have a girlfriend right now.

MAX TURNER is such a fitty

by Vanny from fnaf July 10, 2022

Will Turner

A guy that practices 3 hours a day to kill any pirate he meets, male or female.

Will Turner walked into the headshop the other day and noticed that a female pirate was hiding in there, but she didn't have her hat on her head since she wanted to be invisible to the people trying to hang her. He went to his shop to get his sword and when he got back, the female pirate was gone.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

paris turner

cutest person ever

you are paris turner

by goodbouncy November 5, 2023

Dan Turner

An absolute CHAD. Towers over humans at a staggering height of 6’5”, looking down on all who step in his path. His height is only second to his sarcasm
Plays Warhammer with his autistic friend, and his girlfriends name is spoken in whispers...

Guy 1: Have you seen Dan Turner lately?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s such a Chad

Guy 3: I wish I could be as tall as Dan Turner

by Adz15110gay November 13, 2019