A sexual term for the act of releiving one's feces onto the back of one's significant other, followed by a belly flop onto the pile of excrement, at which time the feces will be made into a nice flat patty. Also called a Flying Armenian Latke
While at the fetish convention, my friend Bobby nearly broke his lumbar vertebrae while getting an old fashioned Turkish pancake from his favorite gay porn star. He still had so much fun that he vowed to never wash his back again.
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The act of cumming on a person's upper lip, leaving a white cum mustache. Then shaking the dry skin shavings off your cock all over the cum.
Jane was excited when Frank shook the dry skin off his cock all over her cum soaked lips. It was the best Turkish latte she had ever had.
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The resulting look is similar to that of applying spray tan.
The resulting look is similar to that of applying spray tan.
Girl 1: "You're looking so healthy! Have you been abroad?"
Girl 2: "No, I just got my husband to give me a Turkish spray tan at home. He's on anti-virals now, but at least I look fabulous."
Girl 2: "No, I just got my husband to give me a Turkish spray tan at home. He's on anti-virals now, but at least I look fabulous."
by Muzza2k October 24, 2011
Get the Turkish Spray tan mug.A hand job of the Turkish nature where one takes the released semen and tosses it gently over their right shoulder. If its not over the right shoulder then definitely not true Turk. Get serious. Originally constructed for Turkish billionaires.
Gazanfer: "That was the best Turkish HandJob of my life. Which shoulder did u release over?"
Gizem: "Don't worry babe it's not my first Turkish Handjob, I threw it over my right shoulder."
Gizem: "Don't worry babe it's not my first Turkish Handjob, I threw it over my right shoulder."
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Get the Turkish HandJob mug.1. Altaic/Tunguistic language that sounds like spitting food at a high volume. More or less intelligible with Turkmen, Uzbek, Kazakh, especially Azeri, and sortof related to Mongolian, Hungarian, and Finnish.
2. A citizen of Turkey.
3. Insanelly awesome food, way better than Greek.
4. Ancient Asian nomads characterized by grunting, raping, and pillaging Persia and India, later Armenia and the Byzantine Empire.
5. Horridly corrupt government that still denies the Armenian Genocide and on-going repression of Kurds.
2. A citizen of Turkey.
3. Insanelly awesome food, way better than Greek.
4. Ancient Asian nomads characterized by grunting, raping, and pillaging Persia and India, later Armenia and the Byzantine Empire.
5. Horridly corrupt government that still denies the Armenian Genocide and on-going repression of Kurds.
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