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Turkish Push

The Turkish Push is sex position that involves both people to stand butt to butt. They then bend over away from each other and the guy pushes his erection down and back to inserted into the ass or vagina. Both people then "back it up" and start pushing their asses against each other, maximizing pleasure and ass smashing.
Dude, my ass is all bruised cus that crazy chick wanted to do the Turkish Push all freakin night!
by ForFun1 November 1, 2018
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waterloo turkey wing

when an elderly woman uses the flabby skin beneath her arms and slaps it against a man's penis to help him achieve orgasm.
Frieda gave me a waterloo turkey wing last night after bingo. It was about everything you expect it to be.
by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken December 3, 2013
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junkyard turkey

potentially the most problematic term ever created. very racist and offensive to almost every marginalized group. Every time you say it trump gets a boner
"Look at that Junkyard Turkey " "woah don't drop a hard JT like that!"
by sad_alum February 1, 2019
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The Turkish Curtain

When two individuals have inter course on a stage with the curtain drawn, and the audience guesses the sex act based on the noises the couple are making.
The audience applauded and demanded an encore of The Turkish Curtain.
by Yu Sho Me Dong August 8, 2023
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Baron Von Turkeypants

A person who attempts to annoy somebody by going out of the way to make them unhappy.
Dude, like, why did you waste your time to annoy me by editing my post? Oh, you're just a Baron Von Turkeypants.
by Vincent Fra January 6, 2008
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stuff my turkey

Stuff my turkey is the correct way of saying fuck my ass or put it in my butt. Usually this term is only used on thanksgiving. Gobble gobble gobble!
Hey baby when your done stuffing your face why dont you come here and stuff my turkey
by whitechyna32 February 29, 2016
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turkeyneck alarm clock

The practice of waking someone up by poking them in the ass with your morning wood.
Scott was afraid of sleeping in Ian's hotel room 'cause he suspected Ian would wake him with a wicked turkeyneck alarm clock.

Pontus loves it when Christian gets him up with his great big turkeyneck alarm clock.
by Mr. Random User January 3, 2006
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