turd buncher

One who bunches turds, generally used to evoke feelings of insultation.

"The Poopsmith is a turd buncher."

by Rupert Gehmlich March 14, 2006

turd catcher

A tissue or piece of toilet paper placed on the water in the toilet used to prevent the water from splashing up your ass while taking a dump.

Wow if I hadn't used a turd catcher, I would have had to take a shower after that dump.

Oh my God! I definitely should have used a turdcatcher on that one.

by NIGHTWALKER July 30, 2008

turd stew

When you shit, piss, and cum in a girl's mouth and use your dick as ladle to stir up the delicious soup.

Jenny just ate a fresh bowl of my turd stew!

by the gordano September 14, 2010

turd nigger

A nigger or niglet that is made out of shit.

"What smells like excrement?" "Oh, it must be that god damn turd nigger over there!"

by Andre O. March 8, 2008

turdbaby

Refers to a person who was not born vaginally, but was actually pooped out. A general cuss word that can insult both the person and his/her mother.

"Hey Turdbaby! Wipe the feces off your face and get me a Coke (or Pepsi)."

by dickinsonnd July 16, 2009

Skin a turd

To exhibit overwhelming prudence in financial or budgetary matters.

"Our finances will be OK in Dave's capable hands. He'd skin a turd that guy..."

by Diamond Tee April 9, 2009

corn snake turd

An unusually pale and lengthy turd whose appearance closely resembles a North American corn snake

After taking a quick dump, I whirled around and reflected on the appearance of my corn snake turd swimming in the toilet.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019