v. a slang term for a 'flasher', a term for a male, normally heavily overweight, who gets his penis out on a webcam. This genous is also prone to drum-banging and stalking. He is known to often comment on spending time with his 'bestests'. A definite indication of torchism is a delusion of a physical similarity to Daniel Beddingfield.
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Torch Monkey still plans on burning down all institutions of government.
Torch Monkey still plans on burning down all institutions of government.
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Get the human torch mug.The US economy is a pseudo-olympic torch, and has only enjoyed about about a decade of not faltering since becoming the world richest economy. This was around the time its citizens started to bullshit themselves thinking they saved the world from speaking German.
Fun fact: Hitler would have allowed all of the countries to the west of Germany he attacked world war two to continue speaking thier own languages should he have won. He also would have taken back the money that the united states practically stole from Britain and helped the crippled economy. He saw Britain as the best country in the world besides Germany and his native Austria, and saw the united states as a financial joke.
Fun fact: Hitler would have allowed all of the countries to the west of Germany he attacked world war two to continue speaking thier own languages should he have won. He also would have taken back the money that the united states practically stole from Britain and helped the crippled economy. He saw Britain as the best country in the world besides Germany and his native Austria, and saw the united states as a financial joke.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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I am a white tortilla seeking a grey chinchilla. I hope to one day start a family of off-white torchillas.
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