by slavic-sadness January 15, 2023
Get the Torcellini mug.An extinction-level mountain of rock and flame that hurtles towards you from above, cannot be dodged, and usually comes as the final hammer blow in an ever escalating series of crappy events that collectively warn the Crapocalypse is nigh; preceded by instances of shitnamis, shitquakes and shitnadoes making one's life crappier until a turderoid thunders down from the skies and wipes out everything of value that remains.
After a succession of shitbergs, shitnadoes and shitnamis destroyed Kevin's world, he felt his life may have been improving and brighter days lay ahead until he realised that glow on the horizon was really a turderoid hurtling inexorably toward him, igniting the air with its approach and likely to create an impact crater that would split whatever world Kevin was still clinging to.
"Dude, did you hear that Kevin's life turned to complete shit?"
"True dat, he got hit by a major turderoid. I guess the Crapocalypse is nigh, dude."
"Dude, did you hear that Kevin's life turned to complete shit?"
"True dat, he got hit by a major turderoid. I guess the Crapocalypse is nigh, dude."
by TheScribeNicodemus April 8, 2023
Get the turderoid mug.A "TUCEE" (pronounced 'toosie'), is an acronym used in a derogatory way to describe people who eat nothing but chips all day, everyday, hence the meaning; "Totally Unidentified Chip Eating Entity".
"Man, who is that girl that's always getting chips from the canteen, I always see her!"
"That's just Vanessa, she's a TUCEE."
"That's just Vanessa, she's a TUCEE."
by an0nurm0m April 24, 2023
Get the TUCEE mug.What Lana The Roads was paid to do and is now mortified of her bastard baby finding once older, though it's highly unlikely to impossible her child will ever possess the ability to read. The act itself insertion of feces into her holes, I'm her case her "turding" was filmed in XXX.
by Metal Rain June 12, 2023
Get the Turded mug.Turenia is so beautiful and has good heart. She the girl everyone wants. But when she falls in loves she give her heart to one man .
Turenia your so fine you blow my mind.
by anonymous July 31, 2023
Get the Turenia mug.A girl you meet named Renee. 🤪. Sweet and beautiful with character but... can quickly turn turdette on your ass.
by Crusty007 September 1, 2023
Get the Turdette mug.A true incel. While the vast majority of incels are in their situation because of their horrid personalties and not their looks like they believe, a trucel is an incel because of how genuinely unattractive they are. Many trucels actually have good personalities, and are unaware of the predicament they find themselves in.
by CM_Hale-Bopp July 23, 2024
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