Turbo-stat

Before now.

......You're already late.

"I need those papers on my desk turbo-stat."

"I'm ready for BJork's album to drop turbo-stat."

"I want that guy's dick in my mouth turbo-stat." (valley girl voice optional)

by deadpool408 April 15, 2014

Stinky Turbo

Stinky Turbo is where someone blows drugs/sugar with a straw up someones butt hole

Craig bent over whilst kelly push a straw into his ass and blew coke in it. They preformed a Stinky Turbo.

by Raghh August 3, 2016

turbo wakeful

A very sexy man. Has the biggest penis in the world and gets every girl. Becomes rich when older and treats their girl nicely. Treats her like a princess. Has lots of friends. Always the funniest one. Very humble person and is a very giving person.

Turbo Wakeful is a very sexy man.

by A very good friend ❤ November 22, 2021

turbo period

Turbo Period (n.) An extraordinarily vagina phenomenon in which your uterus sheds abnormal amounts of blood and makes you want to die. Symptoms include cramps that make you feel like your uterus is trying to squeeze itself out of your vagina, reddish almost black blood with clumps of uterus lining, and extreme mood swings.

Mia: yo lily I'm my period is killing me
Lily: Well at least it's not a turbo period

Mia: lol yeah that shits the worst

by ucancallmevanillathunder January 8, 2017

Turbo Burger

When you rail a chick behind some fast food restaurant

Papa T said to me yesterday that he turbo burgered teddy’s gf behind the Arby’s on west 5th.

by Big Daddy Troy November 29, 2019

turbo midget

Joe Rogan's common nickname

Joe Rogan is a confirmed anti-vaxxer, he is such a turbo midget.

by mmoponcho May 19, 2021

turbo hooned

Absolutely fucked on Flugel Shots whilst in the Alps

Getting Turbo Hooned with the boys!

by Turbohoonriz April 4, 2023