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Turbo thinker

origins: Heather Blue, licensed massage therapist and Turbo thinker.

n: an individual who can effortlessly respond to divergent (or varied in number and novelty) lines of thought at once and offer divergent list of responses in return. Signified by rapid stream of consciousness responses which may seem like a laundry list of possible outcomes, data, analysis or hypotheticals in which the questioner wasn't even thinking about. Expounds exuberantly and unaware he or she is doing so.

Prone to inducing sensory overload in listeners due to all together too much information.

Sometimes confused with a shit talker, but remains more relevant to the subject matter of the topic of conversation. Also may be confused with a 'know-it-all' but without the tell-tale condescension or hubris.

Occasionally found with backgrounds in linguistics, aesthetics and animal husbandry. Sometimes but not exclusively found working in Health food stores, local co-ops, electronics sales or coffee shops.
"Holy fuckin swampdonkies, that Jenkin kid's a wicked friggin turbo thinker! I run into him where he works at the hardware store, asked about lint rollers, lightning rods and aluminum foil and couple of hours later I walked out of there thinking down was up, the Grand canyon was a big hole to dig and god made math to confuse monkeys! I frig near stubbed my brain stem."
by rob dianome October 28, 2008
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Turbo Snail

When someone is notoriously slow but is trying extremely hard to go fast.
Person 1: Look i'm swimming so fast!

Person 2: No you aren't you Turbo Snail!
by BowlPlane January 17, 2023
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turbo ho

A ho ( typically female ) that is exceptionally fast at getting a job or John done and getting that money fast.
Wow that girl over there is a turbo ho I have seen her with 5 dates tonight and it isn't even 8 o'clock
by Jwrules November 26, 2017
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Turbo jet

Getting pegged while receiving a blow job from the same person
Dude, she asked me if I ever had a turbo jet before. Next thing I know she’s sucking, squeezing, banging, and blowing me!
by Billylotts May 19, 2023
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Turbo Munt

the act of vomiting so violently it sounds similar to a cars turbo
guy 1- hey man what happened last night
guy 2- you chugged a bottle of vodka and proceeded to turbo munt across the floor
by true wozzie January 3, 2022
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turbo wakeful

A very sexy man. Has the biggest penis in the world and gets every girl. Becomes rich when older and treats their girl nicely. Treats her like a princess. Has lots of friends. Always the funniest one. Very humble person and is a very giving person.
Turbo Wakeful is a very sexy man.
by A very good friend ❤ November 22, 2021
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turbo period

Turbo Period (n.) An extraordinarily vagina phenomenon in which your uterus sheds abnormal amounts of blood and makes you want to die. Symptoms include cramps that make you feel like your uterus is trying to squeeze itself out of your vagina, reddish almost black blood with clumps of uterus lining, and extreme mood swings.
Mia: yo lily I'm my period is killing me
Lily: Well at least it's not a turbo period

Mia: lol yeah that shits the worst
by ucancallmevanillathunder January 8, 2017
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