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Turbo thinker

origins: Heather Blue, licensed massage therapist and Turbo thinker.

n: an individual who can effortlessly respond to divergent (or varied in number and novelty) lines of thought at once and offer divergent list of responses in return. Signified by rapid stream of consciousness responses which may seem like a laundry list of possible outcomes, data, analysis or hypotheticals in which the questioner wasn't even thinking about. Expounds exuberantly and unaware he or she is doing so.

Prone to inducing sensory overload in listeners due to all together too much information.

Sometimes confused with a shit talker, but remains more relevant to the subject matter of the topic of conversation. Also may be confused with a 'know-it-all' but without the tell-tale condescension or hubris.

Occasionally found with backgrounds in linguistics, aesthetics and animal husbandry. Sometimes but not exclusively found working in Health food stores, local co-ops, electronics sales or coffee shops.
"Holy fuckin swampdonkies, that Jenkin kid's a wicked friggin turbo thinker! I run into him where he works at the hardware store, asked about lint rollers, lightning rods and aluminum foil and couple of hours later I walked out of there thinking down was up, the Grand canyon was a big hole to dig and god made math to confuse monkeys! I frig near stubbed my brain stem."
by rob dianome October 28, 2008
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turbo blue

The best car color known to man. Exclusive to Audi only.
yo that turbo blue A5 is sick”

“Yeah that’s the Homies . His name is Kane “
by Pedrazine October 6, 2023
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turbo dump

'turbo dump' or 'turbo dumpy' is a giant ass
“damn what i would give to have a turbo dump like her”
by sliceofacake February 27, 2022
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Turbo Fail

A "Fail" that is a bigger fail than a basic fail but not quite an "Epic Fail." A Fail that is rapidly barrelling towards Epic Fail proportion.
This drive-through is a turbo fail. The parking lot exit uses the drive through lane, and you can't see cars coming from the drive through.
by Ren Corvus October 11, 2018
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turbo shot

A camera shot (photograph or motion picture) of female cleavage. Usually taken from a high angle, or when a female bends forward, and the viewer is able to get a shot looking down into the open neck of her shirt. Term is most often used to describe the breasts of attractive, ample chested females.
When Kara bent over, total turbo shot action.
by Katy Ana October 24, 2010
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Stinky Turbo

Stinky Turbo is where someone blows drugs/sugar with a straw up someones butt hole
Craig bent over whilst kelly push a straw into his ass and blew coke in it. They preformed a Stinky Turbo.
by Raghh August 3, 2016
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Turbo Snail

When someone is notoriously slow but is trying extremely hard to go fast.
Person 1: Look i'm swimming so fast!

Person 2: No you aren't you Turbo Snail!
by BowlPlane January 17, 2023
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