When two people cup their assholes together and then fart. It is only complete if you make the other person burp.
D - "Bruh, me and Jarred did the Polish Trumpet last night! He has a stronger colon than me, he made me taste my lunch and his breakfast"
C - "Bruh."
C - "Bruh."
by The burger king 69 June 29, 2023
Get the Polish Trumpetmug. Matt was adept at the air trumpet in the office... but the rest of his colleagues wished he wouldn't play it so much.
by GingerArch December 20, 2013
Get the air trumpetmug. The leader of the trumpet section, usually very cocky and gets all the solos. Typically has a collection of trumpets and a collection of trumpet mutes and try's to show off whenever he/she can.
by UsedNapkins September 29, 2017
Get the 1st trumpetmug. Puckering up and blowing into someone's as hole and pushing down on their stomach while they have diarrhea. Making it explode onto their face upon release.
You should have seen John gag after he played the "Tarnished trumpet". I've never seen anyone run to get a shower that fast.
by 72Ironhead73 February 20, 2017
Get the tarnished trumpetmug. Term used to describe the anus on a hot day or if one is feeling hot due to exersise, a hot meal or hangover. Other variations on the cause of sweat can also apply.
After a particluarly strong curry the night before it took all of my will power not to blow my sweaty trumpet in front of her parents.
by The Gerk July 13, 2010
Get the Sweaty trumpetmug. The harmonizing tone that a lusty Latina lover makes when a Spanish bullfighter inserts his hot sauce drenched genitalia
by Ragnar boulderfist June 7, 2016
Get the Spanish trumpetmug. After sex or masturbation when your penis is covered in dried semen and then you achieve another erection.
I passed out after jerking myself off to the JC Penny catalog and woke find myself staring at the lingerie section and got a krispy trumpet.
by Krispy trumpet February 1, 2020
Get the Krispy trumpetmug.