unsatisfying coitus with an extremely small penis... so small, in fact, it is sucked up into the man's body like the head of a turtle, nearly making intercourse completely impossible altogether.
Brian: "It's just sad when you please a women and they go crazy. She was begging for another donkey punch."
Kelly: "...more like a turtle thump"
Kelly: "...more like a turtle thump"
by havwingswillfy April 8, 2010
Get the turtle thump mug.Turtle sickness is a result of sleeping too much or not getting out of bed until 2:00 or 3:00 pm. It is the feeling of still being tired even if you've slept for 10 or 12 hours. Your behavior and brain functions are noticably slowed down and reactionary time is also deminished.
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by pimpin turtle grip January 10, 2011
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Get the Turtle Bitching mug.The act of pressing one's anus against an object, or person, for example a wall, and producing a small head of poop to peak out and touch the wall, leaving a small print of stool behind.
by BillyTheTurtle July 5, 2011
Get the Turtle Stamping mug.When someone performs a blowjob with their top and bottom lips turned inward, resembling a turtles beak. It is unknown where this originated, but it does not feel good, and anyone who tells you it does is lying to spare your feelings. Cut it out.
Friend 1: "Dude, that girl I left with last night gave a terrible blowjob. She was turtle lipping the entire time."
Friend 2: "Damn...sorry to hear that."
Friend 2: "Damn...sorry to hear that."
by xMATTIE CAKESx October 18, 2011
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