Shagmas Tree

A UK term for Christmas Tree

It’s almost Shagmas, it’s time to put up the Shagmas Tree!

by UK terms January 29, 2022

cc in the tree

large non friendly person that is postioned in a stategic location above ground level.

Get down there's a cc in the tree!

by kommando_hippie January 3, 2006

Shake the money tree in a wine cave

Fancy political fundraisers for rich donors. In 2019 photos surfaced in which Pete Buttigieg, mayor of South Bend, IN was seated with rich donors in a Napa valley wine cave for a fundraising event. During Dec. 2019 debate, Elizabeth Warren attacked Buttigieg for appealing to rich donors instead of grassroots supporters by using this imagery. A few minute later, Andrew Yang stated his campaign reform policy would increase women and minority elected to offices around the country because "they don't have to shake the money tree in a wine cave", gesturing to Buttigieg.

You will have many many more women run for office because they don't have to shake the money tree in a wine cave.

by YangAlltheWay December 21, 2019

Faggot tree

A tree that sprouts faggots, usually in bright colors. Most often the budding faggots sport clean grip tape and socks.

Every morning little Sammy wakes to water his faggot tree with fresh semen.

by Stoffield Cas September 11, 2006

family tree

a chart or diagram depicting who had sex with who, and/or who is the result of such

Oedipus, the original redneck, had an unusual family tree

by jerry tieger February 10, 2006

tree well

The deep hole that surrounds the base of a tree under its boughs after heavy snowfalls. During heavy winter snow storms, the boughs keep snow from accumulating near the base of the tree creating a "well" around the tree which can become, in the mountains, very deep. Out of bounds skiers and snow boarders have died from suffocation or hypothermia after falling into tree wells.

A 36 year old skier died of suffocation on Mt. Baker last week after falling into a tree well.

by Ron Erickson December 3, 2006

Treebook

A book made of paper, predecessor to the ebook.

Because I love trees, I'm buying ebooks instead of treebooks. Okay, it's really because I love showing off my iPad. Still saving trees, though!

by cherryblossom June 25, 2010