a good guy, with a huge cock :) who is the best in bed and knows how to use it and loves to satisfy his amazing other half caila, he loves with all he can and cares more than people see. He's an amazing man and a great father, and is so smart and can do anything he puts his mind to. He is a great person person an amazing mind.
by SPURLOCKSWIFEY January 9, 2022
Get the Travis Spurlockmug. When a friend emails and asks you to go for lunch just an hour before noon, you say "sure", but then your friend goes into hiding becoming completely unresponsive to all forms of communication until after lunch when he says "sorry man was busy"
Hey, I thought you were going out for lunch? naw I had a travis lunch today. oooh, sorry to hear that.
by RodFarva September 24, 2011
Get the travis lunchmug. This Bog Breath cardboard gypsy will do anything for female attention. fat virgin who will live in basement with his dad at the age of 27. he has a passionate hatred for his mother, and swears he actually wants to see her dead. Travis Mcgarrys are typically vulnerable, but threaten to get you jumped and killed by his family whenever he feels like it. DISCLAIMER: Don’t tocuh his Lacoste bodywarmer, or objects will be thrown e.g chocolate brownie.
Stats and attributes:
0 GCSE’s
1342 games of fifa 23 within the first week
level 213 on fortnite battle royale in 2022
Stats and attributes:
0 GCSE’s
1342 games of fifa 23 within the first week
level 213 on fortnite battle royale in 2022
Polly: Hey, how’s your day been Travis?
Travis: Welli Caft Dunt *laughs at himself even though it’s the worst crack in existence*
definition: a travis mcgarry is a cardboard gypsy
Travis: Welli Caft Dunt *laughs at himself even though it’s the worst crack in existence*
definition: a travis mcgarry is a cardboard gypsy
by FatMaccaPac October 7, 2022
Get the Travis Mcgarrymug. This dude is cooler than a polar bears toenails. His mind has set up camp in the gutter. Always up for a laugh and doesn't care if it's the 7th, 8th,....18th time telling you the same story, he tells it with every detail as not to leave out anything. He is a super trucker from way back. Crazy is often his nickname and that is 9 out of 10 times an understatement. He is a 27 year old 56 year old that only likes 27 year old girls, by that I mean freaks. If they ain't a freak going in, they will be going out.
If you had to be a porn star, you would wanna be a Mabern Travis. ( if you are a bitch with no ass, he can shape one for you.)
by KuntryPostMGen. October 27, 2022
Get the Mabern Travismug. A modern spin on the word “travesty” when a situation is so ridiculous and unfortunate that one must laugh.
“Omg, this guy on my blind date was 30lbs heavier than his pictures and had NO personality. That date was a Travis-D”
by ABrown16 July 20, 2020
Get the Travis-Dmug. Asshole musician, he thinks he's a hermit with deep ideas. Thinks getting a catheter is traumatic. The only thing that will be remembered when he's dead and buried is the fact some weird kid drew comics about him in highschool to disparage him and his shitty garage band. Oh and he ran for homecoming king for some reason and probably got the least amount of votes.
by The Real Dillon January 19, 2019
Get the Evan Travismug. A cool person.
by Not Devin aoubgfoaseubng July 12, 2020
Get the Travis Spitzmug.