tored

a "jack of all trades" verbal mutant, it can be a noun, verb or an adjective.

refers to anything in it's most extreme form (either good or bad), or anything toxic (i.e. a cigarette, beer or drugs). it can even be an exclamation.

Did you see Greg just puke?
Yeah...Tored.

I'm going to the bar. Anybody need a tored?

Did you see that hot piece of ass? She was tored.

Did you see that beast of a women? She was tored.

Tored!

by Bart February 18, 2004

Tortershed

The time of day after which it becomes legal to show a tortilla on television.

"The Food Network gets a bit risque after tortershed"

by S von Rautenkranz March 24, 2009

Tored

Stands for tired and bored

How are you feeling after that maths lesson today? Tored outta my Mind.

by Daisysnaps December 11, 2016

Torterra

Torterra is something you shall fear you all. This is a better pokémon than charizard and i dont care what you say

Every one that uses torterra is sexy

Cynthia: haha fear me foolish mortal

*sees Torterra *

Cynthia: What are your orders king/queen

by The good güey March 5, 2022

liquorice torpedo

Large elongated nipples that become even more pronounced when erect

That girl has tits like watermelons & nips like liquorice torpedoes

by Action Sock February 20, 2015

kentucky torpedo

When a man shits in another man's asshole.

My dad always hates it when I give him the Kentucky torpedo.

by Your mom's tasty fupa June 26, 2017

Albedo Torpedo

A phrase used when oneshoting somebody in game League of Legends abused by famous streamer Simon Hofverberg known as Thebausffs.

BOOM! Albedo Torpedo yeasy :D

by Filip Esquire September 15, 2021