Tesco torpedo

The item you purchase when you can't afford Lockheed's torpedo prices

"Was that Warhead?" "No, that was a Tesco torpedo"

by BlameXeno June 6, 2023

You’ve been Tomed

An unexpected incident happens from the Tom Holland. (not Felton….)

Your sleeping in your maggot sheets, when u wake up to find the one and only Tomathy Holland breathing and staring at you. He leans over and whispers in your elbow, “you’ve been Tomed.”

by tom holland’s toes January 12, 2022

Holy Toledo

A phrase coined by gangsters and bootleggers in the 1920's. Due to Toledo's convenient location (Lake Erie Shore, ~halfway Chicago/Cleveland and ~a hour south of Detroit) it became the save haven for prohibition criminals after completing jobs in the larger cities previously mentions. A large portion of the crime in those cities was organized in Toledo. Toledo became known as the "Promised Land" to these mobsters, knowing they were in the clear once they made it back to Toledo. Hence the phrase Holy Toledo.

Holy Toledo did you see that!

by zzzzzzaaaaaccccchhhhhhh May 6, 2010

Torpedo

An uncircumcised dick that is long but not thick.

Get rid of your torpedo and go get a head.

by Isaak D April 1, 2009

Toledo'd

Toledo'd-when you get your ass ripped for bitching about getting notifications cause your too stupid to hit the edit settings button in the upper right hand corner.

Rick Toledo commented "I'm so sick of these notifications... wahh wahh wahh... how do i shut them off?

The Hater Ball's response was not pretty, and included over 450 comments of hatred.

You've been Toledo'd bitch.

by RickToledo March 5, 2011

towed

A slang phrase used when someone insults someone else, or says a comeback to them.

Yo' mama's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. You just got towed!

by Terribilis Persona September 20, 2012

Land Torpedo

Term for an Arab. In reference to suicide bombers.

Fuckin' land torpedos keep blowin' themselves up!

by Harry Kuntz May 9, 2005