Race between guys to see who can bang a ton's worth of girls the fastest. This race encourages hooking up with the not so genetically gifted woman.
by frattttttboi February 18, 2016
(A) A tank. (B) Quite possibly the best band to ever grace the earth with its music. The way this band plays its music will give you happy emotions and make you feel good inside. Once you hear this band you will never feel the need to ever listen to another band again. There really are no words to describe the amazing quality of this band, but if I had to do it in one word the word would be "Boysenberry" because that is my favorite fruit.
Really cool guy: Have you heard that band, 30 Ton War Machine?
Loser: No, are they any good?
Really cool guy: The best! Also, here's that 50 bucks I owe your really hot sister...make sure she gets that, yeah?
Loser: No, are they any good?
Really cool guy: The best! Also, here's that 50 bucks I owe your really hot sister...make sure she gets that, yeah?
by 30 Ton War Machine's #1 Fan March 06, 2009
by CAPTAIN NNS September 30, 2019
That super greasy fat filled appetizer at Wills Fire.
Appetizers: buy one, get one free drink.
Buy two . Eat free for one year.
Appetizers: buy one, get one free drink.
Buy two . Eat free for one year.
It’s coming to a town near you.
Don’t miss the juan ton.
It’ll put a cap on the lub lard layer for winter. Go Santa!
Don’t miss the juan ton.
It’ll put a cap on the lub lard layer for winter. Go Santa!
by Mrs. Nesbit May 02, 2022
1Mst = .08063g
The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)
In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.
This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.
The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)
In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.
This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.
Examples of the Application of Mosquito Ton (Mst)
The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst
The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst
The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst
The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst
by guy who invented Mosquito ton May 04, 2011
An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.
Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.
Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.
Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
by xccs December 03, 2014
That's like a lot.
by ColoBrooke February 06, 2016