toenail

A sexy bit of skin found on the end of (usually female) toes.

be a good boy and i might let you paint my toenails said gemmaa

by gemma's foot slave March 5, 2005

Tonay

Shorthand, noun: The combination of "today" and "tonight."

What are you doing tonay?

I plan on having sex all of tonay.

by GangsterofLoveAlyssa October 31, 2011

law of gross tonage

He who has the most mass wins.

1. That heffer broke my back last night during sex.
2. 18 Wheelers win, then SUVs, then trucks, then cars, then motorcycles.

by jamerson June 13, 2005

two-tone

A person who has mixed black and white heritage.

Hey man, you see that two-tone chick, Beyonce? Damn, she's hot.

by fucking my name goddamn it June 15, 2007

Tone muffs

A synonym for headphones.

Kids today... always listening to their rap music with their tone muffs strapped to their faces!

by Binky2008 July 2, 2007

Tonedingo

Great Trinidad and Tobagan warrior known to leave the ladies breathless due to the magic stick in which he beholds, usally no taller than 5' 8" and of athletic build.

Guttahgirl: "Girl i ran into Tonedingo last night.... i still can breath right, its like that niguah took me to the top of the himalayas n left me there!, That-little-niglit-tore-my-black-ass-UP!!!"

Girlfriend: "Well i heard he was a playa from the himalayas.... Whens my turn?!" :(

by Mr Dingo May 29, 2010

tone wood

Tone Wood. A penis that has either been jacked off, used to penetrate, or blew multiple times during a given time period.

Damn, she's going to give me tone wood.

by James B. Grossweiner October 23, 2017