timester

A better term for OCD ("Organized, Cleanly and Detailed").

Rather than looking down upon a person, here is something to look up to.

An addition to Nikola Tesla's theory, "if you want to find the secrets of the universe, think of energy, frequency and vibration."

Time.

What does time have anything to do with those other elements? Everything and nothing. Just like the other three elements within themselves. Nothing and everything.

They take their time with all their process. To get things exact. They organize in a very timely manner. Very precisely. Every tiny detail. They keep track of everything. And they want things done on time.

And they are masters of it. Because they do things so precisely, so intricately, so accurately. They are masters of it.

So let's combine the words together. Masters of Time. Timester people. Timester.

"Timester people are so accurate. They're so anxious about things not getting on time. They do everything in such a timely manner. Perfectionists."

by NeoTPolaris August 24, 2023

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Oil-timatum

A phrase used to describe the way OPEC, the government, the petrol forecourts and the importers of oil (who hold the tankers offshore for weeks at a time in anticipation of further price rises in oil, consequently further lining their already bulging pockets) hold the whole world to ransom and royally screw all honest, working and middle class people, by forcing us to either pay their extortionate prices for a natural product, lest we decide not to pay, in which case, we are unable to travel to work, earn money and thus continue living.

Government: "We will be adding a further 10p of duty onto fuel this October, with a second increase of 12p in April. Combined with an increase in VAT, this will result in everyone being financially raped by us fat cat bastards for more money"

Honest, hard-working people: "But we can't afford such an increase! Food prices, gas and electric costs and the cost of living in general has sky-rocketed, along with council taxes, and all this is slap bang in the middle of recession, where no-one has had a pay-rise in years. We cannot afford to go to work if fuel prices are increased. And if we cannot go to work, we cannot afford to live!"

Government Not realising that increasing the cost of travelling to work could one day do untold damage to the economy and is basically shooting an already struggling economy in the foot: "Tough shit you measly paupers! This is your oil-timatum. Pay sky high fuel costs or wither away like the weak vermin you are!"

by STUBWFC December 29, 2010

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