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Gay Tilted

When a faggot gets overly exasperated by the other stupidities and dumbfoundedness of his fellow stupid friends he whips out his gay faggot cock and slaps the computer screen twenty times until his dick rips off.
OMFG you stupid ass cunts. I'm so gay tilted I just want to ejaculate all over your faces.
by HeavenlyFreedom February 21, 2018
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e-wet-tile disfunction

The inability of a girl's vsgina to become moist when she is sexually excited
Damn girl....what the hell's up with you. I been fingering you all night and you still be dry. You definately got that e-wet-tile disfunction shit.
by JBighood October 9, 2008
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Van Luit tile job

receiveing a hand job from your wifes freinds husband while blacked out on a tile floor
I had a little too much to drink last night and I think I Got a Van Luit tile job
by husband #2 October 16, 2008
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Tilde

Tilde, why'd you knock dat thing over
by ChickenWhispererYT April 14, 2020
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Tille

A Danish term for when you have to pee and poo
(a contraction of the words "tisse" and "pølle" meaning peeing and pooing)
"Hold da kæft hvor skal jeg bare tille nu!"

- "Shut up i have to 'tille'"
by tisserejen&broncobilly July 6, 2012
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tilley

Next to the word mong, with almost the same meaning.

Someone who is loud and irresponsible, lazy and irritating.
Tilley: 'I can't be bothered.'
Me: 'Go home then.'
Tilley: 'No, I want to do something.'
by JCoster July 15, 2008
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Tantilizing Tit Sucking Tilley

An exceptional tit sucker, who's tit sucking skills are inconceivable, they are also a beast at the xbox 360 game Burnout Revenge online... Continuously putting rivals (Mingemilkingmeadows,fannyflapsflanagan, and crosseyedcrippledcampy) into the wall. Usually undetected until its too late due to unfathomable speed.
*Typically fallen victim * Looks behind, noone there, then BANG!! * OMG where did you come from Tantilizing tit sucking tilley?!!*

*How the hell are you going so fast????!!!!*

* That's fucking bullshit like!*

* Potato!!!*
by Spritzyn Beast September 22, 2012
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