trump tired

Being so emotionally and mentally and emotionally exhausted from all of the social media coverage about Trump that you can't think straight.

Dude, I would love to meet up for happy hour, but I am Trump tired.

by Dr. Brizzy February 1, 2017

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Tire Rack

Currently ranked by CNET as the #1 company to purchase tires from. At their headquarters in South Bend, IN, the warehouse manager, Jose, will gladly lick your butthole in exchange for a dirty nickel.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I just got a job at Tire Rack!

Guy 2: Oh man! Your asshole is about to be so chapped! Don't let Jose smell any nickels on you.

by JoséIsGay October 4, 2020

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rusty tire

a sexual act similar to a rim job where your partner doesnt wipe there ass and the other partner eats there ass out when the shit is crusty

Girl:Hey can you give me a rusty tire
Boy:again

by weebtrash2103 December 21, 2016

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Tire mark

(In the video game Watch Dogs) The event that a player is doing a wheelie on a motorcycle, then proceeds to use another character as a ramp.

Tim: *doing a wheelie* Dude check this out.
Marc: Okay.
Tim: *tire marks civilian*
Tim and Mark: *proceed to vigorously be over excited about a successful tire mark*

by NotAFlyingChicken July 14, 2015

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The Great Tire

One of the 7 creators of Tyrxze

This one of the 7 Great Tire Creators.

Tires: I am The Great Tire

Pixie: I'm SMRT I has found you

Tires: It's over, you shall now DIE and face doom.
*Grabs Pixie's face and rips it off*

by Tires The Great God February 8, 2021

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E-tired

Being retired from conventional employment and making your living solely on internet transactions.

Wes: Why does Jim walk around in his sweats and Max Headroom t-shirt all day? Doesn't he work?

Sue: Haven't you heard? He's e-tired. It's all online poker and trading for him now.

by Ben Nook October 28, 2007

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