Band-Wagoner

A person who roots for the the team who is winning and/or only watches when there is an big game.

"I can't believe that (band-wagoner's "team"), beat (losing team)."

"Dude name one player on the team."
"Uhhhhh...."

by XHSJWBZJAND January 25, 2014

Wagon wheeler

Groupies that are skinny and hang out at BBQ joints in hopes of finding married men, brisket, and free rolls.

Did you see that wagon wheeler yesterday, she looks like she could use a chopped beef sandwich and a good time...lol

by Sandman1978 July 24, 2017

whiner wagon

State of constant complaining, bitching or nagging. Usually accompanied by a negative attitude and a melancholic temperamant.

That bartender is always riding the whiner wagon and never gets off or shuts up.

by messyjessy54 June 30, 2008

dish wagon

a person who fingers some ones butt hole

yo that guy is such a dish wagon

by maniac117 April 25, 2014

liquor wagon

A moped or motor scooter driven by someone who has no other means of transportation because they lost their license for driving drunk and aren't allowed to drive any other motorized vehicle.

Extra sadness points are awarded if the scooter is observed being driven by someone over 40, used to transport alcoholic beverages, or parked in front of a bar or liquor store.

Why is Jimmy riding a scooter? He's 52 years old!
That's his liquor wagon. He got popped for DUI and lost his license for a year.

by doubleblock June 16, 2016

Snatch Wagon

A juvenile slang word for prostitute

"Dude I totally banged (name) last night"
"That's not a good thing, (name) is a huge fucking snatch wagon"

by CAPS July 4, 2016

bitch wagon

The bitchiest of people. Specifically people that ask for nudes/ send unsolicited nudes. Also a bitch on a wagon, is that a female dog or a bitch of a person? You decide

That guy is a total bitch wagon. Can’t wait till he falls off the face of this flat earth

by Bitchwagon26 May 30, 2019