A boring person in a group of friends. Kinda needed in some respects, but never the center of attention. Conclusion: don't be this person.
by SammySlimJim March 15, 2017
Get the The Pretzels of the Party Mixmug. by wet pretzel April 28, 2022
Get the damp pretzelmug. by Walsh 120 September 25, 2011
Get the fuzzy pretzelmug. 1."Damn, Suki! This here broken pretzel is too spicy. I thought i ordered mild, dickweed."
2. "FUCK OFF, GRANDMA."
2. "FUCK OFF, GRANDMA."
by Dillydally February 23, 2008
Get the Broken Pretzelmug. by Goosetavo July 2, 2016
Get the boil pretzel sticksmug. The Pretzel Statue is a position used during sexual intercourse between two males, usually one will have his ass pointed to the ceiling with the highest hopes of getting climaxed in the anal sphinter. The other male will be faced horizontal with his genitals in the other males anal hole and will be aggressively pounding the hole.
by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024
Get the Pretzel Statuemug. A sex position for professionals
Friend 1: heyyy gurrrrl how was your one night stand
Friend 2: we were both pros so we tried the Pretzel Dip. Here’s how the move went: I lay on my right side, and he kneeled down, straddling my right leg. I wrapped my left leg around his torso and thrusted and grinded, and we used our hands to please each other further. We kept eye contact the whole time, dirty talking while tangled up together. Orgasming was easy, and every part of my body felt pleasure.
Friend 2: we were both pros so we tried the Pretzel Dip. Here’s how the move went: I lay on my right side, and he kneeled down, straddling my right leg. I wrapped my left leg around his torso and thrusted and grinded, and we used our hands to please each other further. We kept eye contact the whole time, dirty talking while tangled up together. Orgasming was easy, and every part of my body felt pleasure.
by Kachinonai April 27, 2024
Get the Pretzel Dipmug.