A female ties her man’s hands to the lower portion of the headboard whilst laying on his back. She then rolls his feet up over his head and ties feet to a higher point on the headboard. Once tied, she then proceeds to eat his ass out while in this pretzel position.
by Brad Daddy February 2, 2024
Get the Dirty Pretzelmug. “Yo bro you down to smoke a pretzel?”
“A pretzel? Wtf you talking about”
“It’s when you mix the weed and T like a spliff bro”.
“Ohh yea it do kinda taste like a pretzel. Hahaha let’s smoke a pretzel”
“A pretzel? Wtf you talking about”
“It’s when you mix the weed and T like a spliff bro”.
“Ohh yea it do kinda taste like a pretzel. Hahaha let’s smoke a pretzel”
by kosarosa March 13, 2023
Get the Pretzelmug. That girl was so into Gary until he managed to spill his red wine all over her red dress. He bit the pretzel.
by gary the pretzel December 19, 2011
Get the Bit the Pretzelmug. Same as a blue waffle. Just the male version. When you have been having sex to the point where it looks all twisted and swollen like a "blue waffle:"
by Bobby J Orignal September 10, 2014
Get the blue pretzelmug. Friend 1: Oh my god I have so much work to do im going to kill myself.
Friend 2: Don't say stuff like that.
Friend 1: Fine... I'm going to eat a pretzel.
Friend 2: Your missing the point.
Friend 2: Don't say stuff like that.
Friend 1: Fine... I'm going to eat a pretzel.
Friend 2: Your missing the point.
by mtfort February 22, 2018
Get the Eat a pretzelmug. A sex position for professionals.
Here’s how the Pretzel Dip move went: I lay on my right side, and he kneeled down, straddling my right leg. I wrapped my left leg around his torso and thrusted and grinded, and we used our hands to please each other further. We kept eye contact the whole time, dirty talking while tangled up together. Orgasming was easy, and every part of my body felt pleasure.
by Kachinonai April 27, 2024
Get the Pretzel Dipmug. A sex act that includes a blindfold(s), and creative expressions to smear mustard/baby food on the contorted partner. Many oral/sexual pleasures may be derived.
Parties must be careful to execute a proper warmup routine. No children will be harmed in this exercise. Variations: double-blindfolded pretzel, blindfolded pretzel with ketchup, gag-ball pretzel, blindfolded bagel.
Parties must be careful to execute a proper warmup routine. No children will be harmed in this exercise. Variations: double-blindfolded pretzel, blindfolded pretzel with ketchup, gag-ball pretzel, blindfolded bagel.
by Nogdog October 16, 2014
Get the blindfolded pretzelmug.