mushroom booty

A girl with a perfectly round ass

gd, u see here mushroom booty? That bitch round af!

by yungmaemae April 7, 2019

Holy Mushroom

Holy Mushroom is our lord, god and savior. He came to earth as soon as it was created, and began to create life and beings of pure light. Then he made the sun of the light, to grow the living things there. Then, Holy Tree grew up from the ground. Together they made the Holy Fish, who evolved to Holy Birb.

Holy Mushroom is our god and saviour

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Alley Mushroom

A bum, a homeless person. Someone that smells awful and dwells in alleys.

"Yo, did you see that Wall Street cat tell that alley mushroom to get a job, right before stabbing him multiple times?!"

by TheyWereAllDead November 2, 2019

mushroom farm

The workplace. The place where they keep you in the dark all the time and feed you shit constantly.

I woke up one day and realized that I work in a goddam mushroom farm.

by another guy named steve June 23, 2012

mushroom stab

To fuck someone with the tip of your dick

I mushroom stabed jessica and she was begging for the rest of it!

by Wordman283 February 29, 2016

Mushroom Man

A man who has a wholesome and healthy interest in fungi.

"Have you seen the Mushroom Man? He is really cool, and I met him at church"

by Good christian boy January 31, 2023

shittake mushrooms

(n.) My dad's version of shit when he doesn't want to use the real swear word.

Me: Cris was telling lies to me today.
Dad: Did you tell her she's full of shittake mushrooms?

by G-Nuh August 21, 2006