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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
mugGet the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top memug.

judgment lube

Alcoholic beverages, often consumed in large quantities
I wasn't going to sleep with my psycho ex again but I had a bunch of judgment lube.
by anonymous April 11, 2024
mugGet the judgment lubemug.

Bushman's lube

Following on from the Bushman's blow.

Performing a bushman's blow into one's hands, then using that residue to perform a self pleasure act or onto another persons genitals
I was out bush walking with my friend. My friend asked me to wank him off. So I did a bushman's blow into my hand and used the Bushman's lube to wank him off quicker.

Bushman's lube is lube made from snot .
by Steal Flystart March 16, 2024
mugGet the Bushman's lubemug.

Fully lube the bucking

When a person or persons decides to attempt a repair or modification that, on paper, should improve or simplify a function or task. But instead drastically makes it worse. Or when something simple causes a catastrophic failure.
My airsoft AEG needs to have a replacement hop up unit installed, I will fully lube the bucking to get it in easier.......why is my gun hunting ants and not other players?
by Cvpigunguy April 10, 2019
mugGet the Fully lube the buckingmug.

lube lu

THE NAME OF A CREEPY GOAHST THAT HAUNTS YOU AND TAKES YOUR TOES
Later you may find your toes on a string
DUDE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TOES”
“I HAVE A LUBE LU IN MY HOISE”
OH NO RUNNNNNNN”
by Gaypoople June 17, 2022
mugGet the lube lumug.

Lady Lube

A woman is most definitely aroused when lady lube is pooling.
by 1stDMAN March 30, 2016
mugGet the Lady Lubemug.

Jiffy Lube

When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.
*sniffs* My nose gots the jiffy lubes man.
by Richie Roach October 15, 2023
mugGet the Jiffy Lubemug.

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