free agent

When a boy or a girl is single

trey: ‘yoo she’s been a free agent for a while’
“that girl posted saying she’s a free agent after the feud with her boyfriend”

by ❤️💓~🎀 J’lexis May 12, 2024

Agent jonesy

A man who has travelled galaxies trying to escape

My dog is like a agent jonesy he hasn't left my basement for years

by Teachers-names-endme January 1, 2024

The agent Peely show

The agent Peely show is a Fortnite/ try hard to be funny TikTok he try’s to get attention on social media by posting sorta funny videos by talking to his brother if they are good. If you are at this part and still reading I like to play tf2 and because 𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕙𝕚𝕞

Friend 1, agent peely uploaded today!
Friend 2, Finally!
Friend 1, dang, he has a stupid upload schedule. The Agent peely show is a TikToker

by Digital January 11, 2021

Secret Agent Black Square Screen

Secret Agent Black Square Screen is a fictional character and online personality portrayed by one of, or several of the members of Los Lobos Alfa(or simply Lobos Alfa). The person(s) who portray Secret Agent Black Square Screen is/are believed to be in middle or high school, their exact age(s) is/are unknown. Secret Agent Black Square Screen aka Secret Agent Black often roams the hallways of Omegle, and other video chat platforms.

What if Secret Agent Black Square Screen is a member of the MIB, just like Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith?!.

by Usuario Desconocido September 18, 2022

IRS agent

They steal the green

I hope that that IRS agent shoves a gun up his ass for stealing my green

by Commit tax evasion May 29, 2022

Chaos Agent

A person who simply is not part of the program, one who acts only for their own pleasure in a way that causes harm or disorder.

Actions of Chaos Agents vary widely, scaling from petty personal relations to being a malignancy towards their society.

01 : "Brian is a total fucking nob, pulls a fast one on us the second the police show up despite causing the whole thing. Bit of a chaos agent..."
02 : "Just wait for 5 years until you see him on the news planting car bombs and publicly hanging people, then you can call him a chaos agent."

by n0tAsp00k December 29, 2024

Agent 7

a nonexistent splatoon chracter that I use as my name bc im a splatoon nerd IM AGENT 7 NOW HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

FUCK THOSE CLONES

Who the fuck is Agent 7

by TakoTheMemer November 13, 2023