Naughty Bornholmer

When a person has been extremely naughty, so you grab your granite or gnejs and stone them.

Him: I don't like smoked herring
Bornholm's state department: You have been sentenced execution by 'Naughty Bornholmer'

by Knaldperlen February 9, 2018

Naughty becky

The typical English white girl covered in make up 3 inches deep , like your penis she jsut put in you , STOP IT BECKY DONT BE NAUGHTY

WATCH OUT naughty becky is ABOUT !! She’ll grab it and slap it , 🍆

by Cockmonster November 5, 2019

naughty nattering

The practice between lovers, while conversing, of lapsing into extended prattling of the utmost intimacy, either in seclusion or via telephone or public whispering. In its best realization, no topic is out of bounds, nor is any shame or inhibition evident. Arousal is a necessary outcome.

"Every time Barb & I make phone contact, her sultry voice inevitably leads us both into Naughty Nattering."

by Whatabob April 19, 2018

naughty jordy

When one takes a shit on another’s chest and finger paints a drawing on said chest

“Man I pulled a naughty Jordy last night it was stank”
“This chick asked me to pull a naughty jordy so I got the fuck out of there”

by DragonMYballzDave November 12, 2020

Naughty Box

simply put...a vagina.

Did you see what that lady pulled out of her naughty box?

by naughtyboxmars July 31, 2016

The Naughty 9/11

A sexual act where one person kneels on the floor and the other male partner, whilst fully erect, takes a long run up and jumps at the kneeling partner, attempting to insert their penis into the person’s mouth with maximum force. Both partners should be covered in flour for added authenticity. The running partner is welcome to add airplane noises and phrases in Arabic for additional fun.

Me and my boyfriend tried The Naughty 9/11 last night, and the clean up of our apartment could take months.

by The Great Waffle Stomp June 8, 2024

naughty tango

an activity that this boy named brye hoffman always asks me to do with him, and i always say no.

girrrrl, wanna come over and naughty tango later tonight?" "NO brye i didn't want to last night and i dont want to tonight either.

by djjasxxx August 5, 2010