The Mitten

How some michiganders refer to Michigan. Michigan is shaped like a mitten, which is why we call it the mitten.

I was in New York to visit family but I had to get back to the mitten to go back to work.

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 March 11, 2022

kitchen mitten

A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, where a lesbian shits in her partners vagina and they use the feces as a phallus.

Mike McDaniel gave a kitchen mitten to Tyreek Hill.

by Leftfootl875 December 21, 2023

Detective mittens

Detective mittens A cute cat who is loving and caring and really funny

I love my cat Detective mittens

by Anabelvsg October 21, 2019

GLITTER MITTEN

ANOTHER WORD FOR A SMALL CLIT

“EWW,SHE HAD A GLITTER MITTEN…?”

by Getrweeds April 12, 2022

Mittens

A silly little skrunkly we love mittens here
he is the kindest human man will meet
i wouks give mitzi a hug rn!!

"hey do u know that one mf named mittens"

"fuck yeah i love mittens!!"

by Scootziescoots November 21, 2021

Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.

This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.

by Nork^er January 13, 2019

Squished Mitten

When you pull all 5 of your fingers close together into a point and try to fit them all in your girls pu**y.

Bro, she was so loose I almost got knuckle deep with the squished mitten!

by Notthatguypal January 21, 2023