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noise merchant

A right-wing nut job who peddles conspiracy theories that are not based in fact, have little evidentiary support, and are targeted toward non-critical thinkers who are generally gullible.
Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh are not journalists but simply noise merchants.
by Big Grinder June 18, 2019
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PCI Merchant

of or describing an MLB the Show player who uses zone hitting and plays the game by trying to just match the PCI to the ball every pitch instead of actually playing like a real baseball player might play.
Most Twitch streamers are PCI merchants.
by Soccersux July 27, 2022
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Line Merchant

A driver who uses racing line assist on the Formula 1 2022 Video Game
‘Hey did you see his lap? He is such a line merchant
by Bwoah_F1 July 7, 2022
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Cock Merchant

1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.

2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."

2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
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Backdoor Merchant

A proprietor of the backdoor. i.e Anal sex.
One who deals with women married or in relationships secretly. The two definitions often go hand in hand
Did you see Tony coming out of John's house yesterday, that guy's a real Backdoor Merchant
by Backdoor Merchant December 28, 2016
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Height Merchant

A person who only cashes in on being tall in a relationship.
I can’t believe he pulled her, he isn’t even hot he’s just a height merchant (he’s 6’2).
by Wapinator68 November 7, 2025
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Public order merchant

A person who uses the public order act as a threat to report you even to the police even though you've done nothing wrong.
For example a passerby thinks you swore so they threaten to call the police on you the passerby would be a public order merchant.
by BOB G 69 April 4, 2025
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