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Financial Defensive Maneuver

an unnecessary task that most other people will not do, done to secure one’s self financially or to gain some kind of extra wealth.

An action one does to secure themselves financially.
Rob: Where were you last night?
Tom: I was uh...
Rob: You didn't sleep with Barb did you?!!!
Tom: IT WAS A FINANCIAL DEFENSIVE MANEUVER!
Rob: Oh, thats ok then.
by theTERM-INATORcre March 7, 2010
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Oops Maneuver

If you are having trouble convincing your woman to try anal sex, then the oops maneuver is for you.

This works best if she is unsure about it, but is still curious. This also works best in doggystyle position, because the chances of getting caught attempting the oops maneuver is slim to none. Simply put her in position, get behind her, rubbing your cock on her pussy lips. Then as you go to push it in, "accidentally" let it slip a half inch upwards and into her butthole. Push just hard enough to get your head in (or if she has a tight asshole, so she notices), but not so hard that it looks that you intended for that. Act surprised, even apologize jokingly if need be, but don't remove your dick from her ass. Ask if she likes it, while slowly pushing in deeper. If she says no, then stop. You don't want rape charges. If she says yes, then mission accomplished.
Greg: Stacy wasn't putting out last night. I tried getting her to let me ram her ass hole, but she refused.
Derek: Did you try the oops maneuver?
Greg: No. Gonna do that tonight.
by Papa Stacks January 22, 2014
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The Uber Maneuver

When the sexy is boring so you flip her around to engage in doggy-style to free a hand to call an Uber to pick her up immediately.
She as crazy as she looks?

No … I had pulled the Uber maneuver. We both took 3 min
by billybaru September 13, 2022
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paws maneuver

to use the paws maneuver means to to take something from behind or run through a blind spot to get behind them, generaly only refering to gaming but can also can be used to refer to someone who has startled you from beind in everyday life
to rush round the back of someone in counterstrike and shoot them from behind, you would get the respone "asif you used the paws maneuver, you gay"
by geekjesus December 24, 2008
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The Lou Maneuver

A basic fighter maneuver used to crash your own aircraft into the rear of a friendly aircraft resulting in their and your own deaths'.
Ex #1: "Looks like Ranel hit Karsen with The Lou Maneuver within 2 seconds of the match starting...happy little accidents."
Ex #2: "Even though I am the one to commit The Lou Maneuver, I'm a victim too!"
by kc_casey1 September 12, 2021
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Rocco Maneuver

A move where the guy sticks his dick in the girls vagina and she bits down completely cutting it off
"that woman Pulled a Rocco Maneuver on me"
"I really Rocco Maneuvered him"
by The Mysterious Dictionarianist December 27, 2021
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Belizaire Maneuver

When a person gets fired from a job then goes out to the bar and celebrate being fired
Last night Lizzie got fired for stealing we went to T.G.I.Fridays to do the Belizaire Maneuver
by RokStarr April 7, 2021
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