When three vulva-bearing people stand in a semi-circle with their fingers out and a fourth jumps from person to person to person trying to get each finger in their vagina.
by Jonathan the sheep December 29, 2021
This is when you spin her on your dick like a Beyblade and then stand up while she is still spinning. You then pick her up and start jumping and when she's about to puke you throw her onto the bed and jump on top of her. You then proceed to ejaculate onto her breasts while she pukes onto your dick.
by BDB420 June 07, 2021
Someone who likes having their anus fisted, while simultaneously having someone spit in their face/mouth.
Last night I met a Kangaroo Smuggler
by Greybeardthepirate212 May 24, 2023
"Hey dude i really feel like a kangaroo scrotum how about you"
"Yeah i'm having them tonight lmao öof
"Yeah i'm having them tonight lmao öof
by yeetster 9035 September 11, 2018
a desire to have a female friend (the kangaroo) who fills the role of a nurturer, or mother figure
typically comforting beta males and under
typically comforting beta males and under
1: john always hangs out with melissa, and she seems to act protectively toward him, I wonder if he has a kangaroo complex, and likes the nurturing attention and security
by treehouse December 31, 2014
by Woahorate July 12, 2019
An exuberant, optimistic person who exclusively goes for cold and emotionally unavailable people. Derived from kangaroo fight.
by Jonathan the sheep December 29, 2021