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Pulling a Jonah

When your friend decides too not join or ignores your response/messages/calls to hop online despite wanting too earlier
“Dammit Dude Jonah’s pulling a Jonah right now
by CombatantCarlton March 5, 2024
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Jonah Bryan

When you put your big fat belly on her back and own a Linksys 💔💔💔
by Vietol May 15, 2025
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Jonah

a closeted gay guy who whenever he tries to get a girfriend, turns them gay. (factual). he has good style i guess but will not hesitate to make fun of you for anything
"oh did you see jonah?, hes that closeted gay guy"
"at least he has good style"
by riskybusiness69 January 3, 2023
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jonah beck

Bella’s hawt boyfriend you can find him on andi mack
by Slurpeeeee May 14, 2018
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Jonah

A good friend. But he/she will tend to be a bit racist at times. His cock is most likely very very small, yet says it is a large as a monkey tail. Don't trust him, he lies. His friends get no bitches, and he's no different. He seems normal at first, but them when you meet him, you will find a new shade of gray in Jonah.
Jonah is a weird guy
by jamison979 May 4, 2022
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Jonah

A Neo - Nazi , Sexual Harraser , Sex Offender , Terrorist , IRA Member they Turn up to
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"Look At his Moustache hes Defintley a jonah!"
by Adolf "Senora hitler" June 24, 2021
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You’ll fall in love with Jonah’s personality and looks. You’ll fall in love with the way he talks and all of his red flags too… you guys will date and you’ll think everything is great. you’ll facetime and laugh and say Goodmorning and goodnight. Then one day he’ll break up with you and shatter your heart. You’ll wish you could blame him but you can’t because you know that he’s right, and that it wasn’t gonna last and that it’s just right person wrong time. So you learn to deal with it after hours of crying and realize that you would rather see him happy without you, than miserable with you. Love you jonah, but that was really shitty❤️
Omg jonah are you breaking up w me?!
by People who did me dirty April 13, 2022
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