Forced drinking

Its the equivalent of face rape with alcohol. A large man (like a Porridgeotemus) renders you helpless with a rear position choke hold, executed by one arm, whilst simultaneously pushing a full glass (usually red wine) between your lips. He then tips the glass at a c. 130 degree angle, giving only 2 options - drink or be wet.

Porridgeotemus: hey buddy, fancy a glass of wine?
Man: no thanks Porridgeotemus, I'm driving tonight
Porridgeotemus: TAKE THAT TAKE THAT TAKE THAT
Man (choking violently): ohhhhh nooooo, I hate forced drinking

by bigfras December 10, 2013

Delta force

When a married man has to sneak in a quick one with his uninterested wife in the middle of the night.

Often a covert operation, hence ‘Delta Force’.

“You’d think getting married means getting laid more but Govind has it tough.”

“Yeah, he’s gonna delta force the missus tonight around 2.”

by Ahh-nold May 29, 2018

life force

The life froce was what preluded the big bang which was probably sparked from one of the other universes in our multiverse

The universe was created by a life force

by tory borty August 26, 2013

toon force

The ability of cartoon characters to do a fucky-wucky with reality

"Popeye once used toon force to refuse to not exist."
"Damn."

by Reality Fucky-Wuckier August 6, 2023

toon force

an ability that refers to characters manipulating reality or bypassing physical laws of nature in order to achieve impossible feats for comedic effects

Buggs Bunny used toon force to run through a drawing to get away.

by DwaggyDaddy April 14, 2023

Forced Censorship

When a Kidz Bop song uses horribly inaccurate, cringy lyrics to cover up swear words.

Man have you heard some of the forced censorship Kidz Bop has been including lately? I heard them say: "Walk up to the club like: "Whaddup I got a hit song- I'm so pumped I got some clothes from the Thrift Shop."

by Lumacurve June 28, 2016

frisky forces

GLBTQ members of military forces around the world that maintain an active sex, healthy, same sex life despite the restriction of the US Armed Forces.

Sargent Williams is an active member of the Frisky Forces.

by lyon in the sun November 13, 2011