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Black Panther Film

Originally intended to be a fairy tail wonderland similar to Cinderella or HogWarts but specially made with Blacks, to the Blacks, for Blacks, by some Disney Jews.

Studies have shown most Blacks interpreted the fictional film as an informative documentary showcasing “black excellence” and “black history”. Further study revealed that roughly 7 in 10 Black survey respondents were at least “highly confident” the city of Wakanda was in fact an unincorporated suburban district located somewhere in the Atlanta metro area.

Scholars have long debated how to break it to the Blacks that the Film is indeed entirely fiction, and was never meant to be the foundation on which to build all “black power, black pride, and black self-importance”.

The NAACP has stated: “While white “allies” are encouraged to view the film routinely until they learn somethin’ .. be mindful while viewing to “know your place”, “stay in yo lane”, and “only speak to acknowledge and affirm the black excellence seated next to you, size’in you up, talking loudly and brilliantly through the whole movie, or twerking on vehicles in the parking lot outside the mall.
40 yo White guy: “Hey kids, wanna go see that Black Panther Film tonight?!”

Tween Daughter: “ew no.. Srsly dad wut the fuk?!”

White guy: “Come onn kids.. my treat!”

Tween Daughter: “fine, but when my baby daddy get out next week, he movin’ in here and maybe trappin’ out the house for a minute, feel me? he gotta get on his feet, support me and forget about his other baby mommas mess n’shit”

White guy: “Ok sweetiee! Wakanda forevvv-

White wife: “You’re lucky I’m in a good mood.. I can’t find my meth pipe so I shoved a couple crack rocks in my coochie teehee”

White guy: “Last one to the Subaru is a rotten egg!!”
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film fetish

Describing the guilty pleasure movies one has, mostly pertaining to bad movies that you shouldn't watch, let alone like, yet you do. For guys this may include chick flicks or Disney princess movies; for girls it would be the action guy flicks or raunchy comedies.
"Jon, you know your film fetish is Hannah Montana."
by kartmaniax August 18, 2009
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Film snob

The type of person to watch paint dry and try to find meaning behind it while using verbose sentences and condescending words to downplay any disagreements on their views of film and television.
Regular viewer: "man, the director really sucks at showing their message."
Film snob: the layers and comprehension of this film are yet to be fully understood and the implications that can be found within the dialouge and narrative that is presented, one foolish person such as yourself can only dream to be explained."
Regular viewer: .....
by Hqofthe February 18, 2024
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Nothing Nowhere None at All film

A Nothing Nowhere None at All film is a film with a superficial narrative that poses as a more profound and intricate work of art. It achieves this through the use of popular and mainstream dialogues and/or plots, attractive shots and disparate characters who are believed to be well-structured based on their dissimilarities and quirkiness.

The term ‘Nothing Nowhere None at All’ is based on the 2022 film ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’, which won a multitude of accolades, including an Oscar for Best Film. However, the film’s inconsistent plot lines, vague and emotionally shallow characters that were hidden behind big, dramatic outbursts and magniloquent dialogue has all contributed to the movie ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ to be seen as a pretentious, pseudo-intellectual movie.

Other films that could be considered Nothing Nowhere None at All films include: Promising Young Woman, Saltburn, Barbie, Crash, anything by Sam Levinson, Don’t Look Up, I’m Thinking of Ending Things, etc…
Did you see ‘Barbie’? It was such a Nothing Nowhere None at All film! Too bad that this is what ‘good’ cinema is considered to be nowadays…
by Anne M. Elienav January 20, 2024
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slitter film

a film that is full of murder-by-slitting-the-throat scenes.
Children should not be allowed to watch slitter films.
by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011
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