communist rocket

When you pull out and got period blood all over your johnson...

"After I finished I noticed she was totally in heat man, shit looked like a murder scene , communist rockets from the USSR bro.

by Tillllyy November 25, 2017

Communistic

A large group or congregation that heavily supports communism

Guy A: "Stacy's family are very heavily Communistic"

by Elipsis... January 20, 2025

Communist

"From each according to their ability; to each according to their need" as summarized by Jesus of Nazareth, Paul of Tarsus, and Karl Marx.

My Christian friends hate communists and I just don't understand it. Didn't Jesus saying that it is harder for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven than it is for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle?

by Lawless Lucy Levittown November 11, 2022

communist

when someone jokingly or (uncommonly) seriously refers to someone as a communist or commie for a trivial reason

Me: hey, have you had that so-and-so broke in into some people's home.
Friend: yeah he's in jail now.
Friend of said friend: no shit Sherlock.
Friend: what a communist, with his jail time, and red hoodie.

by leftphoenix July 12, 2017

FT-Communist

Short for "free throw (basketball) communist. Someone that thinks both teams in a basketball game should have an equal amount of free-throws, regardless of in-game context (like one team shooting more 3 pointers or driving to the basket less). Like communist states, they force everyone to share equally, even if it harms them. This argument is used to slander the Los Angeles Lakers, supposedly "the League is rigging games for the Lakers" (No they're not)

Laker Hater: The Lakers get help from da refss!!!!! They have more fee thows!

Someone that actually watched the game: Stfu ft-communist.

by anonburner April 21, 2024

communist

Donald trump and the entire Russian federation

Jerry: who's that new president? you know the communist
Fred:Oh Donald trump

by it'sfreerealestate October 30, 2017

communist porridge

Pressing the penis' tip firmly to your girlfriend's anus hole, unbeknownst to her while she's sleeping; slowly milking out a hot load of semen and ejaculating the whole shot directly into her butt without waking her up.

After me and Wendy had had a few drinks and some sex, she decided to stay the night over, so while she was sleeping I cuddled up tightly to her backdoor and fed her some communist porridge.

by Typewriter '79 February 7, 2022