Snatch Burn

1: The effect on a penis from entering an unlubricated vagina. It is an extremely painful abrasion on the head of the penis resulting from a woman insisting that you penetrate her before she has confirm that her snatch isn't dehydrated.
2: The unsightly stain left on ones new white Egyptian cotton sheets after vaginal secretions have soaked in.

Todd or Tadd or something preppy like that-"First she gave me horrible snatch burn cause she was in such a hurry to get it in her, then she dripped on my sheets and left a huge snatch burn"

by Dry Rubber Chicken July 22, 2010

Bacon Burning

A celebratory occasion traditionally held the morning after a Bacon Battle, in which the winner invites all other competitors, as well as the Bacon Baron, over for a big fry-up of all the bacon.

We had an awesome Bacon Burning this morning. Bill cooked us up a shit-load of bacon. It tasted so good.

by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

Whisker Burn

The temporary red rash a girl gets around her mouth after making out with a guy who has a mustache or beard.

Damn Sydney , Cam gave you a major whisker burn. How are you going to cover that before you go home?

by Bruthr Pooti January 29, 2018

Tip Burn

When a male masturbates before bed and a little bit of sperm is left behind causing the male to have to get up to have a very painfully hot pee for the next 30 minutes

Guy1: aw man i was jacking off before bed and i got tip burn
Guy2: aw dude that's brutal!

by i dont touch myself July 27, 2011

Burning Thirteen

To be in a state of calm, happy, oblivion.

Synonym: Spacin' gs

Guy 1: Hey man, what's goin on?
Guy 2: Just sittin here burning thirteen. Wanna do something?
Guy 1: Hell Yeah!

by Marco St. John July 28, 2004

burn a squirt

When the preliminary squirt from a ketchup or mustard bottle is directed away from the intended destination to remove the liquid portion that usually precedes the real contents.

I always burn a squirt of ketchup at the diner because i hate wet fries.

by grandmaster R June 23, 2009

potato burn

when you eat french fries too quickly and it feels like a big wad of potato grandeur got stuck in your heart.

My blood sugar has dropped i am feeling woozy with hunger...."uh hello i guess i just have a #7....sure super size it" Fries arrive wiping grease and salt on your jeans to avoid the time consuming task of finding the napkins....WHEN...you get hit right in the chest with potato burn. You were eating so quickly it seems as if your french fries are stuck directly in your heart.

by bigeschmalls April 7, 2011