Example 1:
I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.
Example2:
Q: where's Squirty?
P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.
Q: bleeding the system?
P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.
Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!
I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.
Example2:
Q: where's Squirty?
P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.
Q: bleeding the system?
P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.
Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!
by hurtn squirtn January 19, 2012
To have anal sex and tear through a matted patch of anal hair, then plowing said ass until bleeding occurs.
by Emerica ann August 26, 2014
by MemoliLover February 02, 2019
A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.
Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?
Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.
Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.
by hewhosubmitsdefinitions July 20, 2009
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 05, 2024
A Hawaiian Pizza but with regular ham (instead of Canadian Bacon) and you add cut strawberries to it after it's cooked. Crazy delicious if made correctly. If you add the strawberries before you bake the pie it'll have too much moisture and come out a little gross.
Bryson: "Hey, Bro, we should make a hawaiian pizza!"
Andrew: "Alright, but only if we put some strawberries on it too!"
Bryson: "I wouldn't have it any other way! A Bleeding Surfer!"
Andrew: "Alright, but only if we put some strawberries on it too!"
Bryson: "I wouldn't have it any other way! A Bleeding Surfer!"
by Dudemathias May 08, 2012