Wet Helmet

A blowjob that does not involve blowing. The woman places the mans head into her mouth, and lets the saliva pool. Usually, this spit will be spat into an old water bottle. This form of oral sex is in no way pleasurable.

"my dick is in a moist hole.. with teeth.." "Dude, thats a Wet Helmet!"

by The D35+0y3R March 18, 2013

Wet Meatball

A wet meatball is when a male gets his testicle stuck inside of a vagina while having sex and this may cause a large amount of pain for him.

Oh baby stop i think i just got a wet meatball

by crasateringer June 03, 2010

wet broccoli

When you eat a hairy vagina that tastes like broccoli

Has been tested by Haydyn Dancey

Her vag was a wet broccoli

by wet broccoli man May 28, 2020

intellectual wetness

The concept of physical pleasure from an intellectual interaction about a deep and stimulating topic or theory.

When I discuss Karl Marx with my girlfriend, I get a feeling of intellectual wetness.

by Ian P14 October 26, 2008

Wet Sloth

When you get your dick soaked with lube or blowjob spit, then you fuck yo girl, slowly.

"Ya man, I gave your Mom a wet sloth last night!"

by dick slapper+2 March 08, 2016

wet connection

n. when a girl can eat out of her own vagina

Holy shit! I just saw Jill having a wet connection with herself up the punane.

by j rox ice January 27, 2005

Wet Slug

A wet, ejaculate covered flaccid penis, post sexual intercourse.

Roger's girlfriend continued to pull on his wet slug but he was spent and couldn't get it hard again.

by Eaton Holgoode March 09, 2017