Zoo

A collective noun for a bunch of animals in one place. Derived from the surname Tzu, the term was inspired by the renowned inventor of fighting Sun Tzu, who was one of the first to make zoos occur unnaturally. This was done when he pooled his fight money together to buy two of every animal on Earth, before proceeding to herd them onto a boat and beat the crap out of every single one.

“I saw a loaf in one of the cages at the local zoo. It was bread in captivity.”

by Dinosnores24 March 23, 2022

Zoo

Prison for beings who have never commited a crime.

That giraffe was taken from his family to be shipped to a zoo

by And.thats.on.periodt October 6, 2019

zoo-phile

A person who is sexually attracted to animals.

Ew they are a zoo-phile

by SmallAfton January 8, 2023

Queen Zoo

The term was created by Fetty Wap.

A Queen Zoo is: A female who is a huge fan of Fetty Wap. Even if she’s not a huge fan of Fetty, it could be a female that is somewhat aggressive, kinda crazy, or simply a female that’s from the zoo (the hood)

She’s a huge Fetty Wap fan, she’s definitely a Queen Zoo.

That woman is a little crazy, but in a good way. She don’t play bout me. That’s my QZ

She grew up in the hood, so she is street smart. The girl is a Queen Zoo

by Vibrant Key January 22, 2023

zoo circus

just a total clusterfuck of a situation with multiple people running around and shit flying all over the place, etc.

--you ever go to the Wal-Mart? fuckin place is a goddamn zoo circus---

by AntoniusBeethius November 4, 2009

Me leaving the Zoo

Opposite of "Me at the Zoo", the first YouTube video. This video has yet to be made, but will be the last video on Youtube.

If Jawed uploads a video titled "Me leaving the Zoo", it will be the end of YouTube.

by FridayFunkGaming291 July 28, 2025

The Dead Zoo

The Dead Zoo is the nickname given to Dublin’s Natural history museum, on Merrion Street, Dublin 2
This supposedly is because of it skeletons of the 11,000-year-old giant deer and Spoticus the giraffe

It’s raining out, how about we take the kids to the dead zoo?

by Sinnia March 20, 2023