Testea

noun, adjective, verb
noun, Testea: means a very good looking, sophisticated, smart and charming gentleman.
adjective, Testeaious: means someone who acts like or tries to be like a Testea.

v. "To testea:" means to entertain a person/people.

I am a Testea which means I am a very good looking, sophisticated, smart and charming man.

You are being Testeaious!!!! Why are you trying to be like a Testea?!!!!

I am testeaing these people, they are having a good time.

by Kebede Abebe March 9, 2011

Turf Taster

A lesbian.

Madeline was a seasoned turf taster!

by Southern Transplant May 1, 2009

grammatical texter

someone who uses proper grammer in a text message

Man, why does Dave always have to use periods and capital when he text?

Because he's a grammatical texter.

by thesensone July 16, 2011

Slow texter

A nigga or bitch that takes hours to reply and act like they didn't disappear into thin air.

I can't stand Jay he's such a slow texter

by Shanaqua_marie May 16, 2018

tesmer

a really cocky beautiful young boy who can equally please a man or a women with his mouth penis or anus his farts smell like roses and his seamen taste like vanilla cake

yo did you see that kid walking down the street he was totally tesmer

by jonny the blockman December 25, 2008

testemonial

the act of a teste providing a recommendation for you or your business

Please visit our Official Website for testemonials, extensive, individual galleries, Client Proofing, and information on our environment, style, and investment.

These yiotches aint gettin my testemonial!

by scrotiemcboogerballs69 June 17, 2010

teeter totter rodeo

When a man lays on his back with one girl on his face and one girl riding his dick

Yo i had a teeter totter rodeo last nite with those 2 fiiiine ass blonde girls

by rj berger November 10, 2012