single tear

A phrase used while simultaneously creating motion by pointing just below the eye and running down the cheek, as if there were a tear there.

Used to express a humorous sadness to another person about something in conversation.

I finally dumped that stupid, asshole boyfriend. Single tear.

by thejfo May 20, 2007

Male Tears

1. Guys acting like they encounter sexism in an inherently patriarchal community.
2. Male butthurt over social justice.

Susan: I found an article stating that toxic masculinity is bad for the community.
Melanie: Prepare for "Male Tears"

by frito1 January 17, 2019

on a tear

a string of behaviour that is compulsive and devient. the bahaviour is typically of an "adult" nature such as drinking, screwing, swearing.

Jill was so pissed about the flat tire that she went off on a tear. Every other word was fuck.

Brad has been on a tear of calling in sick recently. He hasn't worked a Friday in over a month.

by Cliff96 April 26, 2006

anal tearage

The outcome of super intense anal sex and/or shoving very large objects inside of the anus past the point of scarred stretching.

My boyfriend gave me anal tearage from our anniversary date last night.

by creative butt buddy October 22, 2010

tear it up

It means to indulge in alcohol or sex gluttonously, depending on the direction of the conversation.

I am going to tear it up this weekend...

by BigPhil June 9, 2005

Islamic Tear

The act of rubbing the anus with your fingers after sharting to then wipe the remnants on a persons face.

"Holy shit, he just gave him an Islamic Tear!"

"Don't you dare Islamic Tear me!"

by xxKingFisherxx December 29, 2010

tear you a new asshole

Tear you a new asshole, means to get cussed out degrade and make you feel like an idiot because you did something you wernt supposed to do or messed something up in some way shape or form

Ex. Did you hear John wrecked his dads truck last night? Sucks to be him His dad is going tear him a new asshole.

Ex. John showed up to work late two days in a row, the boss is looking for him he's about to tear him a new asshole.

Tear you a new asshole

by Airin Smith November 2, 2013