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tennis

A game played on a big grass field. There are two teams who each have 11 players on the field at a time. The objective is to kick the ball into the oponent's goal.
Guy 1: Hey man wanna play some tennis after class?
Guy 2: no
by Fuckbaby October 18, 2021
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Axis Tennis Match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass while passing a BOP bolt using only their anal muscles until one of the players can’t pass the any longer. The loser must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear it until they successfully change rams and test a 10k BOP.
Neither of us wanted to change rams so we had an Axis Tennis Match to settle it!
by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023
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Tennis boy

a really hot guy with amazing abs and perfect smile that plays tennis
girl 1: did you see tennis boy today? he is so hot
girl 2: omg yes he is so fine
by leeshelooloo November 7, 2021
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Czechoslovakian tennis

When two guys slap their dicks together aggressively until one of them ejaculates and they get a point and this is continued until on reaches 15 points
Me and my homie played Czechoslovakian tennis last night and I totally dominated
by Ieatcumnigga April 6, 2019
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Text Tennis

The act of two people constantly texting each other despite being in close proximity. Usually to conceal a relationship. The irony being that it is blatantly obvious to everyone in the room what they are doing.
"I see the ugly guy and the slut are playing text tennis again".
"Yeah, pretty obvious eh?"
by emerson parker November 12, 2016
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Tenni

A tall slim muscular ranga that beats Nicky's ass
Nicky, Tenni is gonna beat your ass now
by TheGodOfTheDrPhil June 23, 2020
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[Desktable Tennis]

the act of rapid email between 2 or more people. (Ex) sending multiple emails to the same person and replying back and forth all day til you're fingers start to hurt. when this is done,the people involved usually aren't talking about anything important.
Man 1: me and myra were up all day emailing each other.
Man 2: so you played Desktable Tennis
Man 1: yeah so?
Man 2: so are you getting any tonight
Man 1: no we talked about our dreams
Man 2: god you suck
by Davion Williams December 9, 2008
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