scottish teabag

A sex position where the woman does a headstand and the man stands over her, holding her pussylips open and gently dips his testicles in and out.

Hey Peter whats the freakiest tging you've done in bed?

Last night I gave my girl the scottish teabag.

by DaAraric September 1, 2019

Japanese teabag

To commit suicide in a bath tub by cutting yourself deep enough and bleedout into the bath water. Japan having one of the highest suicide rate,and just as a teabag would in water.

Dang man, Hannah did the Japanese teabag yesterday...

by Trindalien October 2, 2019

You Teabag

A phrase dumbasses named sub say

You Teabag

by Subhater69 November 19, 2019

salty teabag

Putting a used condom in somebody's drink

Yeah dude i totally just salty teabagged John

by Memer9000 January 2, 2020

Rusty teabag

When you try to shit a large turd and it touches the water before retracting back into your sphincter.

I haven't been able to shit in two days, I sat on the toilet for hours and all I did was give the porcelain God the rusty teabag.

by Wyzguy April 25, 2020

Twisted Teabag

When a man fills someone else's mouth with Twisted Tea and then places his testicles in that person's mouth so they can gargle his balls with the drink. If the man is not satisfied with the performance he will smash the remaining can over the other person's head.

We tried the Twisted Teabag last night, and my girlfriend got a concussion.

by RealCraigles January 12, 2021

Dark Dark Road to Teabaggery

1. A time when numerous drunk men, ala a bachelor party, are without women and are falling asleep.

"I watched Al fall asleep, it looks like he is taking the Dark Dark Road to Teabaggery."

by Zach, Al, Petey, Greg, Luke May 30, 2009