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Tech Retarded

When someone seems to have a serious lack of understanding with anything that either plugs into a power socket or runs on batteries. Mainly Computers and Cell Phones
Ex: 1

Son: Hey Ma, Can you check the movie times I'm gonna try and get a quick shower.
Mom: Uhh, How do I do that again?
Son: Go to "Moviefone" and type in Jonah Hex.
Mom: I got some porn site
Son: Goddammit ma, why are you so Tech Retarded?

Ex: 2

Big D: Hey man, Do you have Bre's number?
Big C: I think so, How do I pull it up?
Big D: What you never put someones number in your phone before?
Big C: I always just let them do it.
Big D: It's in contacts you Tech Retarded Son of a Bitch!
by Lead Fist July 5, 2010
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tech

1. An adjective used to denote something especially effective at a given time. Slang originating from collectible card games: a card deemed particularly useful in a certain situation is deemed "tech," and it spread to other things.

2. A synonym for cool, due to sloppy usage of definition 1.

Both definitions are usually only used by card geeks.
Oh, man. Telling your mother that you were at a blood drive instead of out drinking was tech—now she thinks you're disoriented due to blood loss!
by Starfury April 11, 2004
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High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose car in the driveway is propped up on old IBM AT cases instead of concrete blocks.
bubba: is dat car ever gonna run agin?
htrn: i dunno, i sold da wheelz fr beer money.
by daDebil January 16, 2004
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Tech death

Tech death is a term used to describe bands in the subgenre death metal. As death metal bands began further exploring the genre, they experimented with a variety of song structures, tempos, and playing techniques from other genres to create music that changed the style. As a result of such experimentation, such as the works of Cynic and Cryptopsy, the subform of tech death established itself as a complex and varied musical style.
A few notable tech death bands include:
Beneath the massacre
Cephalic carnage
Decapitated
Necrophagist
Nile
Origin
Suffocation
by Jake McCall November 3, 2007
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lane tech

the most balla ass school in the Chicagoland area. fuck ya mean. so diverse, so large, so fucking awesome. although, i prefer NCP when it comes to academics. LT should start acting like a selective enrollment school. da fuck we got regular classes fo? this shit right here nigga, this shit right here nigga, right here nigga, this shit here nigga: this shit is the truth. fuck ya mean? LT: school of champions (in Chicago) we need to hit up a state title like ASAP.
lane tech!!!!! '08!!! '08!!!! '08!!!!
by Big G da MC December 6, 2007
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High tech

to know what's up, cool, superior, technologically advanced (doesn't have to be)
Person 1: Why do your jeans have glitter on them?
Person 2: They're high tech.

Person 1: When's the Bone Concert?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 1: Man. . . you're not high tech.
by tha Kid is Sik April 1, 2006
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georgia tech

Number one Industial Engineering school.
One of the hardest schools to gain acceptence to, attracting many nerds and foreigners.
Most of all it is a school of complainers.

Boys complain about 'lack of girls' or 'ugly girls'- but truthfully they are mad because they are gross geeks who cant get a girl anyway. They also complain about tbs.

Girls complain because, while they are surrounded by lots of guys, most are completely socially inept. The ones that aren't, however, get big egos and are complete asses.

The whole student body complains about how hard one has to work for a passing grade. People who once got 4.5 GPAs are reduced to 2.0 if they are lucky.

Also eveyone complains about the smell of their foreign roomates BO or seriously rank cooking.
I totally love Georgia Tech anyway!!!
by RachelD September 26, 2006
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