Midas Teabag

The act of using gold spraypaint to coat the scrotum of a passed out male.

Scotty G has screwed with his friends when they pass out for the last time. Next time he gets the Midas Teabag

by supshp August 25, 2013

fizzy teabag

A fizzy teabag is the act of a person being teabagged while they have an alka seltzer tablet in their mouth.

We were out of altoids, so she put an alka seltzer tablet in her mouth and went to work. We called it a fizzy teabag.

by Boobtastic November 7, 2013

bangkok teabag

The act of being in a hot sweaty room with no running water laying on the ground with a lady boy teabagging you. When he/she is done you have a venereal disease of the mouth.

I really hate going to Lewiston Maine because I always end up getting a Bangkok Teabag.

by mengsoldier November 20, 2013

Dyson Teabag

Dipping your nuts in a Dyson Airblade in a public restroom.

I just gave the bathroom in terminal A the ole' Dyson Teabag.

by luderitz May 31, 2015

Bloody Teabag

Basically when you dip your balls in a girls vagina well she has her period.

Geo: I gave my girl a Bloody Teabag last night
Nathan: Gnarly bro

by Meadows007 August 24, 2016

erie teabag

Upon Lake Erie, there is a method of extraction.
The alleged victim is dipped repeatedly into the lake headfirst until the water overwhelms the person, and then dunked in again, until the fishes eat up his toes. As long as the individual hasn't "tainted" the waters, he will be rececitated.

We had to give em the Erie Teabag... He wouldn't cooperate.

by Butthandler June 14, 2017

Lazy Teabag

When a man drops his nuts in your mouth while you’re laying on your back and gazing at his brown eye.

Grinder Exchange
Big D: U cool w jizz?
Me: I’m clean too, big fan of wet wipes. Not so much into jizz but a big fan of the lazy teabag

by TheMasterDisasterofWords November 18, 2017