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stop talking out your ass 

Implying the person is lying or spreading bullshit, so you tell them to shut the actual fuck up.
Jane: I lost my virginity last night!
Ratchel: Stop talking out your ass, you'll never get laid!

Smooth talking text whore 

Someone who falsely uses their sweet talk words to gain trust love and adoration from the opposite sex to get attention and to overindulge in text flirting
I can't believe he says that to everyone , I thought I was the only one he called beautiful or baby . He's a smooth talking text whore

Snaking and Taking 

When two males participate in the act of gay sex discreetly, like when a snake hides in the grass. Thus, "being a snake in the grass" but also "Taking" it up the ass.
I heard noises last night. I couldn't see them, but I could hear them. I think the neighbours were "Snaking and Taking"
The stage between 'just friends' and 'dating'. Usually ends badly without closure, as there wasn't an actual relationship. Almost never materializes into a real relationship either. Also really stupid. Basically friends with benefits, but both parties have feelings for the other. Really confusing because that should just be dating. There shouldn't be an in between period of awkwardness and 'defining the relationship'.
"I see Kim and Tom together a lot! Are they dating?"

"No, they're talking."

"Oh. That's dumb."
Talking by Ann77 May 11, 2015
Man, that guy was tankin', i barely got away
Tankin' by freakity freakity wak November 1, 2007

talking to a brick wall 

Talking to a brick wall means that you are talking to someone who can't comprehend what the person is saying
I'm fr talking to a brick wall rn, nvm.