why do these stupid 7-14 year-old girls like retards with no talent selling themselves to the media so much?
by bieber is a girl February 2, 2010
Get the talent mug.A stupid British show where people humiliate themselves, not only in front of the large TV audience/British public, judges, but also about 500 people who will laugh cruelly at the poor old man who thinks he can sing, possibly reducing him to tears. Simon Cowell has this weird idea he's funny, Amanda Holden is just a bitch, and Piers Morgan tries desperatly to keep up with Simon Cowell- and fails. Its a life wrecker, and eats the soul of Saturday Prime-Time viewers.
by ISayRawr! April 24, 2010
Get the Britain's Got Talent mug.An elementary school "talent show", also known as a variety show. It is a show in where one hundred kids do the EXACT SAME THING.Events in the Lack of Talent show include: lip syncs, gymnastics routines, tap dancing, screaming into the microphone, mumbling into the microphone, instrument solos, over dressing, costumes resembling abused women, under dressing, too much make up, and other things that fall in this genre.
Dad: Thank God it's over.
Mom: What?
Dad: Billy's Lack of Talent show.
Mom: I know... all of these kids SUCKED!
Mom: What?
Dad: Billy's Lack of Talent show.
Mom: I know... all of these kids SUCKED!
by His Excellency, H.R.E. February 19, 2009
Get the Lack of Talent Show mug.A new way to say you're going some place. The inspiration came from LeBron James, who announced his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers on July 8, 2010, in front of a large TV audience by declaring, "I'm taking my talents to South Beach."
EXAMPLE 1:
JILL: Where are you going, Jack?
JACK: I'm taking my talents to the bar.
EXAMPLE 2:
TOM: What's with the boxes and the suitcase?
DICK: I'm taking my talents to a new apartment.
EXAMPLE 3:
HARRY: Now that you graduated, what's next?
SALLY: I'm taking my talents to Harvard.
JILL: Where are you going, Jack?
JACK: I'm taking my talents to the bar.
EXAMPLE 2:
TOM: What's with the boxes and the suitcase?
DICK: I'm taking my talents to a new apartment.
EXAMPLE 3:
HARRY: Now that you graduated, what's next?
SALLY: I'm taking my talents to Harvard.
by JohnDavid_XII July 11, 2010
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Get the taleyah mug.The best band of all time.. honestly gurls listin to this music...his voice just does soemthign to you!!
by Tia January 13, 2004
Get the billy talent mug.(noun) A person who talks almost constantly about nostalgia. May also engage in nostalgic activities and/or buy nostalgic items. See coconut boost.
by Corkin July 31, 2006
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