taint paint

To thoroughly tongue the area between a person's genitalia and their anus.
Suzie asked me to cleanse myself before she gave me a taint paint, but I figured that was what the damn taint paint was supposed to be about.
by Migrainiac January 06, 2006
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Attenuation of the Taint

1. An enhanced interrogation technique, notoriously employed at the abu-Ghraib prison, involving the pulling of the scrotum and anal cavity in opposite directions, with the goal of inflicting pain to a suspect's crotch region. Unlike with typical torture methods, any information obtained through this practice will be admissible in a criminal proceeding, as it is as an exception to the "fruit of the poisonous tree doctrine".

2. A long-term medical condition, typically caused by successful subjection to such a technique.
For determining attenuation of the taint, see People v. Thomas (1980) 112 Cal.App.3d 980, 986 (observing that “what constitutes ‘exploitation’ on the one hand and what fact or facts will lead a court to say that the taint has become attenuated, cannot be determined by pressing a button: the answer depends on reason and precedent.”)
by filthy_kozinski January 18, 2010
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taint farmer

Someone who has such a nasty front butt that you suspect they grow vegetables in their taint.
"Man, that Dean is a taint farmer. His large front butt provides perfect conditions for growing potatoes in his taint."
by Jassbum April 09, 2008
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taint wagon

The fallacious act of rapidly tonguing someone's taint. The term requires that there is a continuous sequence of individuals, in a line, rapidly tonguing each others taints.
Did you hear about the party at Samantha's Sweet 16? Heard there was a vicious taint wagon!
by totesmehgotes February 08, 2015
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devils taint

Hotter than any other thing
Big B. (man it must be 100 degrees outside today)
Chris (yeah its hotter than the Devils Taint)
by cak 420 February 24, 2010
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Face Taint

That area of your face between your top lip and your nose.
It taint quite your nose and taint quite yours lip.
by Joel and Cherrie December 29, 2011
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slit taint

the slicing of the taint vertically, to create an artificial vagina on men, so they may be fingered, eaten out, and penetrated as they so wish, even if it is a bloody fucking mess.

Note: Must be cauterized with a curling iron when slit to avoid it healing and having to be re-opened
Oliver loves to have dirty hookers lap at his bloody slit taint.
by Dr. Slitaintosaurus December 17, 2009
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